relatable teen things:
- transcending the infinite void
- becoming a god
- amassing unfathomable amounts of dark energy
- ascending from this foolish mortal coil
- overthrowing satan
- seeing the infinite
- gaining complete omnipotence
So… I was giving some jelly to my cat
My phone started ringing. Forgetting that I was holding the spoon I took the phone.
I never heard the spoon hitting the floor…
they are evolving
i keep getting random erections today and idk why
I guess you could say it’s been a hard day.
Hayley what glitter do you use? That is amazing shine power!!!
that’s some urban decay glitter pen thing with mac glitter pigment on top! layer that shiz all day!!!
i am a very little 5ft tall girl and im attracted to men who are MORE THAN 2 FEET TALLER THAN ME and CAN KILL ME WITH THEIR DICK
0 to a 100 real quick
I just wanna s*** some d***
HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL
tbh i think straight girls appreciate girls more than straight boys do
we’re the ones that have sex with them so i think that’s unlikely
1. Straight men are not the only people having sex with women
2. I got some fascinating news to tell you about the disappointing nature of most straight men in bed
3. Fucking women doesn’t mean you appreciate them as people, not in the slightest
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators