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temporaltowers:

relatable teen things:

  • transcending the infinite void
  • becoming a god
  • amassing unfathomable amounts of dark energy
  • ascending from this foolish mortal coil
  • overthrowing satan
  • seeing the infinite
  • gaining complete omnipotence

(via unbiasedcheesemotel)

lindsaylohoean:

even gifs move more than i do

(Source: lindsaylohoean, via bchnnbrns)

gordoananke:

midnightthunders:

So… I was giving some jelly to my cat

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My phone started ringing. Forgetting that I was holding the spoon I took the phone.

I never heard the spoon hitting the floor…

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they are evolving

(via basementcat)

spankmehardbarry:

conkersradfurday:

spankmehardbarry:

i keep getting random erections today and idk why

I guess you could say it’s been a hard day.

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(via senorloki)

yelyahwilliams:

marielxhearts:

Hayley what glitter do you use? That is amazing shine power!!!

that’s some urban decay glitter pen thing with mac glitter pigment on top! layer that shiz all day!!!

(Source: paramouring, via altertheend)

crackheadmarieofficial:

zevranarinais:

i am a very little 5ft tall girl and im attracted to men who are MORE THAN 2 FEET TALLER THAN ME and CAN KILL ME WITH THEIR DICK

0 to a 100 real quick

(via realjamesbarnes)

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

(Source: christinaaguiprophet, via ijustwanttohugdavidtennant)

rapunzelie:

urukohai:

punk-roque:

tbh i think straight girls appreciate girls more than straight boys do

we’re the ones that have sex with them so i think that’s unlikely

1. Straight men are not the only people having sex with women
2. I got some fascinating news to tell you about the disappointing nature of most straight men in bed
3. Fucking women doesn’t mean you appreciate them as people, not in the slightest

(via one-ring-to-fuck-them-all)

sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

(via avalonsguardian)

summervirgin:

Look  at them eyes…how could one say no.

(via earth-to-eve)

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